903. - Chris & Jason

Speaker A: All right, uh, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it 3 times a week. Jason, does that sound familiar to you? Speaker B: We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place.

Speaker A: All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. How Long Gone recording in progress. It's Chris Black. Um, it is 12 degrees in New York right now. I don't know what the real feel is, Jason. Um, but It's a little too real feel for me, if you know what I'm saying. How are you doing on this beautiful Sunday morning? Super Bowl Sunday, the Lord's Day. There's too much going on. Speaker B: A lot of pros and cons in the air today.

On the upside, high of 81 in beautiful Glendale, California. You like that, Chris? Speaker A: You know, I made my bed and I'm lying in it. I'm kind of okay with it. Obviously I'm suffering, but I'm going to— Speaker B: At least you got Tekla sheets, huh? Speaker A: I would never use Tekla sheets. I don't like colored— Really? No, I don't like colored sheets. Speaker B: They don't make white. Speaker A: I mean, they do, but I think this is the off— Speaker B: At least you got Tekla sheets, huh?

Speaker A: I would never use Tekla sheets. I don't like colored— Really? No, I don't like colored sheets. Speaker B: They don't make white. Speaker A: I mean, they do, but I think this is the off— Speaker B: is the white too off? Speaker A: Kinda. I mean, I wear Tekla shorts and pajamas and robes, but I just— white sheets only. I don't think— I don't want to express myself when it comes to sheets. Speaker B: Okay, Kanye. Well, yeah, so on the, on the upside, yes, you know, I'm potting in a wife beater on Sunday with the edible, and I got a nice smoothie going with cold brew and cool whey protein powders.

On the downside, over the weekend I was brutally frame-mogged by Somber at the Poppy and Listerine Strip record release party. Speaker A: I was going to ask if I have read the word mogged so many times in the last 24 hours that I feel confused. Like, I feel like I know what it means, but then I read it many more times and I feel like it's losing meaning somehow, if that makes sense. But you were mogged by Somber and I, I want to give respect to our friend Shane. Speaker B: Only frame mugged.

Speaker A: I would like to— Speaker B: let's be clear, only frame mugged. Speaker A: I would like to give our, our friend of the show Shane some credit, um, because why can't you just say Shane normal? Speaker B: Why do you have to do a little chuckle before you say Shane, Chris? Speaker A: Well, because anybody— anytime you're calling someone by their government name, I feel like it's, it's— Speaker B: if, if Nomi Fry were here, she would put his name in quotes, wouldn't she? Speaker B: Why do you have to do a little chuckle before you say Shane, Chris?

Speaker A: Well, because anybody— anytime you're calling someone by their government name, I feel like it's, it's— Speaker B: if, if Nomi Fry were here, she would put his name in quotes, wouldn't she? Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. But I, I want to— I, I, you know, his, his album release party that, that you, uh, it was just a single release party. Even better. Single release party was, was sponsored by Poppi, which I believe is a— is that a probiotic soda or is it merely just a LaCroix, you know, competitor, a spin drift?

Speaker B: I think it— yeah, I think it's got a little probies. And I've never tried a Poppi. I know that they are doing quite well and they are responsible for getting a nice little check for our friends of the show. Charlie and Rachel sent it over. Over the last couple months. So, you know, make much love to our friends at Poppi. Send over the 12-pack, not the variety, just the flavor you think I'll like. But then Listerine, you know, there's stickers all over the party that just said the word vibes.

And I was like, guys, it's 2026. This is the peak of coolness. What's going on here? Speaker A: It's not the peak of coolness. That's the issue. But I was very taken by the photo that I saw on PopCrave. Where it's somber in all of his, you know, size 25 waist glory, leaning casually against a table, and there's just a bowl of Listerine strips next to him. And he's— Speaker B: that's right. Speaker A: And it's— but we, I mean, we talked about this a little bit, but it is crazy that, you know, maybe 10 years ago even, a record label, part of the record label's responsibility in their relationship with the artist that they signed it was to kind of pay for this sort of stuff, you know?

Yeah. Well, a listening party is a pretty classic music business activity that's been going on since the beginning of time. Now you take Somber, who's making that record label, I would say, more money than most. And he is— he is— I hope— I would imagine Somber put a little of that poppy and Listerine money in his pocket. Speaker B: that's right. Speaker A: And it's— but we, I mean, we talked about this a little bit, but it is crazy that, you know, maybe 10 years ago even, a record label, part of the record label's responsibility in their relationship with the artist that they signed it was to kind of pay for this sort of stuff, you know?

Yeah. Well, a listening party is a pretty classic music business activity that's been going on since the beginning of time. Now you take Somber, who's making that record label, I would say, more money than most. And he is— he is— I hope— I would imagine Somber put a little of that poppy and Listerine money in his pocket. Speaker B: I mean, hopefully that's how it worked out. But that's what you just said is what I was thinking the whole time I was there. You know, obviously I was unck out of place.

I didn't— I was too old to be there for sure. But, you know, got to see some friends, got to build with, with Audrey H. And she's going to come on the pod soon and build. And, you know, we had fun. Mikey and Tim were there and, you know, the opening DJ played Selena Gomez, Love You Like a Love Song featuring The Scene, which is one of my favorite tunes. I'm too straight to play it out right in public, but, you know, every beautiful thought's been already— let's say like in the heyday of the music industry, whatever, '70s, '80s, '90s, you know, the record label would just like, hey, we have our hit artist is going to have a new song come out.

We're going to throw a party at the chateau, champagne, caviar, Coke, bitches, you know, the whole thing. It's beautiful. We're printing money. All is well. And then in our generation, the aughts, maybe we'll get Ciroc to pay for this. Maybe we get Red Stripe to pay for, you know, alcohol brands were fueling all of this stuff, which makes sense. And it made a lot of sense. You like We're at a party, we get free drinks, and we put up the hypnotic branding and the banner above the bar, and you get the cups, and it's fine.

It's non-intrusive, non-invasive. All is well. And then maybe because now nobody's drinking as much, or I don't know, but like Listerine vibe stickers, it's just so disconnected. Speaker A: I believe that the vibe stickers belong to Poppy. Speaker B: That's Poppy. Poppy's on vibes. Speaker A: Listerine is— I, I will say that funnily enough, in this situation, I believe that Listerine feels more party appropriate than Poppy, just because having fresh breath while drinking and smoking is a priority for many. And I will say this, that the Listerine strip, the packaging, it is so small that it does fit inside of a suit pocket pretty comfortably as an alternative to mints or gum.

Speaker B: Yeah, I'm looking at the photo right now. Somber keeps it fresh with Listerine during the release party of his new single, Homewrecker. It's so good. And I am seeing— Speaker A: It's so good. Speaker B: The tray of Listerine breast strips, the pocket pack. And with a Somber to scale, yeah, it is quite small. It is quite small. And I'm also noticing that he has— Somber has finger tats that say LES on his knuckles like he's in fucking Agnostic Front. Speaker A: Well, I think in Shane's defense, in Warzone Shane's defense— Speaker B: I know.

That he's, he's not born and raised. Speaker A: No, he's— I think he's born and raised LES. This is fucking— Speaker B: I know, I know, he earned, he earned the stripes, but still. Speaker A: But I agree, he's no rabies. Speaker B: It's funny, it's a funny thing to see. He's no rabies. Speaker A: He's no rabies. Oh God. Speaker B: Yeah, hardcore fans, watch this space this week. We have a great hardcore band coming on, arguably one of the, the best of all time for my money, especially for our generation, I would say.

I can't wait to ask him if Jane Doe was his Black Album. Speaker A: So how much do you hate doing this right now on a scale of 1 to 10? Well, I've been suffering. So a guy that I get a lot of Instagram content from who goes by the handle Balenci Owens, um, is like a— Speaker B: Yeah, hardcore fans, watch this space this week. We have a great hardcore band coming on, arguably one of the, the best of all time for my money, especially for our generation, I would say.

I can't wait to ask him if Jane Doe was his Black Album. Speaker A: So how much do you hate doing this right now on a scale of 1 to 10? Well, I've been suffering. So a guy that I get a lot of Instagram content from who goes by the handle Balenci Owens, um, is like a— Speaker B: like Balenciaga and Rick Owens together. Speaker A: Exactly. He's sort of like a— I mean, he's probably maybe a little older than us. It seems to be suburban, uh, sort of dad vibe.

Speaker B: Yeah, I just— I pulled it up. Balenciaga Owens, best known for his viral designer pickup videos, says he's now in debt after using Klarna's buy now pay later service to fund his shopping addiction. Speaker A: That's what I was getting to. I was fine. I was going to say that I want to give, I want to give Balenciaga Owens props for sort of coming to terms and leveling with his 13.7 thousand followers that he is using credit to pay for his Vetements hats. So I just, I think it's brave because I think a lot of guys in his position are probably doing the same thing.

I've actually never heard anyone talk about Klarna, like actually using it, you know what I mean? I've heard people talk about Klarna and debate its merits and is it good for society,, etc. Speaker B: Right. Speaker A: I've never heard anyone actually say I used Klarna and then it got a little out of control. So I'm proud of Balenci for doing that. I think it's— I think it is truly brave. Speaker B: I mean, he's, he's a middle-aged man. He seems to be, you know, about our age, bald, gray hair.

And I think the video where he's laying it all out on the line, he's wearing a hoodie that says Straight Outta Raider Nation instead of Straight Outta Compton. Speaker B: Right. Speaker A: I've never heard anyone actually say I used Klarna and then it got a little out of control. So I'm proud of Balenci for doing that. I think it's— I think it is truly brave. Speaker B: I mean, he's, he's a middle-aged man. He seems to be, you know, about our age, bald, gray hair. And I think the video where he's laying it all out on the line, he's wearing a hoodie that says Straight Outta Raider Nation instead of Straight Outta Compton.

Speaker A: Yes. Speaker B: So, I mean, it's weird to see the cross-section of guy who looks like this, who's wearing like a Raiders hoodie and also buying a, you know, a $1,700 Ventmont hat. You know what I mean? The cross-section of those two worlds is so— other than like Well, like a Mexican gay drug dealer. Speaker A: Well, you don't— Speaker B: a Willie. Speaker A: You don't make it down to Vernon that much. But I think a lot of guys like this exist. Speaker B: Does he live in Vernon?

You don't know about Vernon, bitch. Speaker A: No, that was a joke for you. No, no, I— the Raiders Nation leads me to believe— obviously, I know they're not located in the greater Los Angeles area anymore, but I would assume this guy lives in some part of Southern California, is my— is my guess. Okay. And that's not shade. No shade to Southern California. I'm just putting together context clues based on the Raider Nation. Hoodie and sort of sure his, uh, his tastes. But I just, I wanted to give a shout out to him.

Very brave. And I, I hope that the, you know, the, to ruin your life for 13,000 followers is one of the more modern problems that we have. Speaker B: You know who this guy is? Pretty impressive. I get a lot new to me. Speaker A: I get it. Looks like anything else. I got— I watched one Clavelock video and now I fucking hear mogged every day and know, you know, know who, what chicks he's fucking at ASU. I can't escape it. Or this Peloton woman who's gone viral, um, for, you know, I can't escape this stuff.

I'm looking at the, I'm looking at that picture of the, have you seen the, the picture of the, the hot sashimi? Like where it's like a sashimi with a fat ass and the rice and wasabi are looking at her ass. It's crazy. Speaker B: You know who this guy is? Pretty impressive. I get a lot new to me. Speaker A: I get it. Looks like anything else. I got— I watched one Clavelock video and now I fucking hear mogged every day and know, you know, know who, what chicks he's fucking at ASU.

I can't escape it. Or this Peloton woman who's gone viral, um, for, you know, I can't escape this stuff. I'm looking at the, I'm looking at that picture of the, have you seen the, the picture of the, the hot sashimi? Like where it's like a sashimi with a fat ass and the rice and wasabi are looking at her ass. It's crazy. Speaker B: Like I got hot sashimi. I thought you meant like it was, you know, like a, like a dragon roll or something like that. Speaker A: They've made it.

You mean it's a sexy they've made sashimi look sexy and give it like the way they do with an M&M. They give her big eyelashes and nice red lips. Speaker B: Where do I find an image like this? Speaker A: I've seen it 15 times. Speaker B: When I look, I just searched sexy sashimi on Twitter and it's mostly pornography. Speaker A: It's a restaurant somewhere for sure. Speaker B: It's almost all pornography. Speaker A: Look at this picture. I just sent it to you. Look at this picture. Speaker B: Oh, okay.

This is AI generated, Chris. Speaker A: Yeah. Yes, of course. But I'm just saying like I have seen— Chris is slop posting now. Speaker B: You saw what just happened. Speaker A: Jesus Christ, I did not post. I did not post that. Do not say that. I looked. This is— but I've seen this 15 times because people I guess remotely related to me are reposting this, this sexy fish, and they're, they're like, uh-huh. Yeah, I just don't— I don't, I don't want to know this. Speaker B: I think you need to do a Lauren Sherman style trimming of the hedges and maybe do some unfollowing because this isn't—

Speaker B: I think you need to do a Lauren Sherman style trimming of the hedges and maybe do some unfollowing because this isn't— Speaker A: this isn't a follow. Speaker B: This is— I'm a foodie, Chris, and I have never seen this. Speaker A: This is for you. Speaker B: Okay, so I'm looking at right now the, the, the rice balls called— Speaker A: but his face, his face is giving about to be demon mode. I like that. Speaker B: Oh, Chris, come on, come on. But yeah, he went over and there's a little pile of wasabi and he's sort of treating that like coconut oil on this piece of salmon belly and she is really fired up.

He's rubbing the wasabi all over her fat ass and now he's pouring that sodium-free Oh, now he's drizzling the soy sauce on his own ass. And then they fuck. He straight up fucks. Jesus Christ. Destroyed. Girth masters this. Oh my God. So deep, put her butt to sleep. And then the salmon eggs pop out as if that's how sex works. Oh my God. There's so many children who are learning about sex for the first time. From this brain rot sloppa sloppa. Speaker A: It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. We're banning the word slop on this podcast.

I've said that before. I don't ever want to hear slop again. Speaker B: Well, you can't send me slop and expect me to not say the S word. Speaker A: This isn't slop. This is not slop. This is art that was created using digital technology. Speaker B: What about brain rot? Speaker A: I don't want to hear brain rot ever again either. I don't know. I just don't. Speaker B: I just don't want to see it. Speaker B: Well, you can't send me slop and expect me to not say the S word.

Speaker A: This isn't slop. This is not slop. This is art that was created using digital technology. Speaker B: What about brain rot? Speaker A: I don't want to hear brain rot ever again either. I don't know. I just don't. Speaker B: I just don't want to see it. Speaker A: I mean, I think slop is unfortunately one of those words that has taken hold and being applied in many places, maybe where it should— it shouldn't be. Of course, it's a good— it's a good descriptor, I think, to some extent.

But you can't be— I think we got to choose one. If you want to talk about Sweetgreen and call it a slop bowl, you can do that. If you want to talk about AI and call it AI slop, you could do that. You can't do both. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by our best friends at BetterHelp. Jason, we're deep into May, which is, uh, Mental Health Awareness Month, and this is just a reminder that whatever you're going through You don't have to go through it alone.

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Speaker B: A lot of questions. But how often— because we do this podcast 3 times a week and that's a sweet spot— how many times do they do? Speaker A: 3 times a week. And I, I have a feeling just based on the platform and these talking points that they're maybe going to be covering different stuff than we do. That's just a guess. Speaker B: The Guardian is not some billionaire-owned platform. They're not afraid to say what they want to say, brother. Speaker A: Yeah, Rupert ain't sniffing around in, in what, uh, journalists Kai Wright and Carter Sherman are up to over there at Stateside.

But yeah, listen wherever you get your podcasts. You can watch on YouTube. It's 3 times a week. And who couldn't use more news, you know, especially when it's not, you know, from here, let's say. Give it a listen. Give it a listen. Speaker B: Woke can't mean 2 different things. Yapping used to mean— yapping used to be derogatory and now everyone— now it just means having a conversation. Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't— none of this makes sense anymore. Speaker B: Woke used to mean you don't trust the government and now it means you're gay.

And slop is on the same path, Chris. Get the slop out. We needed a new word for slop. Speaker A: But I would say that slop, when it was applied to kava and, you know, that felt appropriate because slop to me is giving food as a— Speaker A: But I would say that slop, when it was applied to kava and, you know, that felt appropriate because slop to me is giving food as a— Speaker B: Sure. Speaker A: When used derogatory. Speaker B: Yeah, but people will say slop as in the food that pigs eat, as in, you know, the TikTok content.

You're just shoveling it into your mouth like Michael Rapaport. Speaker A: But I'm not. That's my whole point. I'm not eating it. I'm watching it. So it doesn't work. That's my whole point. Speaker B: But it's— Speaker A: you can't have slop for the eyes. Speaker B: It is slop for your eyes, Chris. Speaker A: No, no, that's just— that's not the definition of the words. If we're gonna say it's like what pigs eat, then it has to stick in the culinary space. That's my whole point. I don't— I'm not trying to police people's language, of course.

Use whatever pronouns you want. I'm just saying that I find it— it's being applied too many places, I guess, is what I'm saying. Speaker B: What else is fucking new? Speaker A: What it takes away from the— it takes away from the, you know, takes away from the impact. I guess. Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, you know, and also maxing, not everything is maxing, you guys. Speaker A: You can't max. Yeah. Speaker B: Only one thing is maxing. Speaker A: Going to the bathroom is not piss maxing. You're just going to the bathroom.

Speaker B: It's only piss maxing if you hit a PR. Yeah. That's the only time you're allowed to say it. Yeah. Speaker A: You can't do every, you're right. Everything isn't maxing. Speaker B: It's like, oh, if my piss yield mogs yours, then yeah, I'm piss maxing. But otherwise there's no, I'm simply using the restroom. Speaker A: I feel so stupid. How soon, how soon before Clive Leclerc dies? Speaker B: That's what I, we, we've, I've, I called it already. I said 48 months. Speaker A: Okay. I give him less after.

See, I don't understand. I don't really understand it anymore. Speaker A: I feel so stupid. How soon, how soon before Clive Leclerc dies? Speaker B: That's what I, we, we've, I've, I called it already. I said 48 months. Speaker A: Okay. I give him less after. See, I don't understand. I don't really understand it anymore. Speaker B: I don't. Speaker A: So he just, he just goes places and like fucks chicks and like does GHB. I don't like, I don't get what, what is his output? Is it streaming? Is he like on Twitch?

Kick. Speaker B: Kick. Speaker A: Okay, but he's just, so he's just merely a streamer. Speaker B: I think so. Kick is where it's like Twitch, but you could say the N-word when you're white. Speaker A: Okay. Okay. It's a really dark. It is really, really dark because he's, they, they're, you know, points that I've seen. He's getting wheeled out like Kanye on the SSRI heavy dose. Like it don't look, it don't look like he, he's all there. Speaker B: How bummed would you be if you like your, your daughter was at ASU and she popped up on the feed, you know, checking her hair in the, in the kick cam replay and knowing that your daughter is about to get Clavmax.

Speaker A: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something right now. Speaker B: But also, if he's on so many amphetamines, maybe his, his dick is not mogging. Speaker A: Oh, he's probably taking other stuff to combat that. But I would say that if you let, if you let your daughter go to ASU, I think that's also, you kind of know what you're getting into. You know, if that's, if that's her top school, you know that your daughter's a little bit of a hoe. Speaker B: I wonder if, I wonder if colleges are going to start like instating like streamer, like this is a clout-free zone.

Like streamers are not welcome. You know, I think we're going to have to set some hardline rules because it used to be like the revolution of young kids who are not using social media and they're living their real lives outside. Speaker B: I wonder if, I wonder if colleges are going to start like instating like streamer, like this is a clout-free zone. Like streamers are not welcome. You know, I think we're going to have to set some hardline rules because it used to be like the revolution of young kids who are not using social media and they're living their real lives outside.

Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes. Speaker B: And I think we're going to have to have a division of people who are like, we just do not— like the people who are in the streamer world, you guys can just live in your own world, kind of like, you know, how we're going to annex California. Like you guys just live in your own place and, you know, You can have Miami. We'll go to Fort Lauderdale. We'll go to Louisiana, whatever it needs. But you guys are in your own separate zone and we're going to continue on with the regular zone because we can't cross the streams too much.

Only bad things happen. Speaker A: Yeah, I wouldn't mind something like that. I wouldn't mind giving them their own country. They got to go to the British Virgin Islands or something. Speaker B: That's where they live. Speaker A: I mean, I saw a pic because Dave Portnoy is in San Francisco, of course, for the Super Bowl. And, uh, I, I— Speaker B: my 5'2" king, unfortunately. Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. There's a video of him with a chick that was 5'3" and they were the same height.

And I was like, I, I always thought people were being a little, you know, right? I thought it was like, oh, he's, he's short, hahaha. But wow, like, I know he can't run, but I didn't know he couldn't run because he was so— Speaker B: nobody tippy-toes better than him. Speaker A: No, but I was shocked. Speaker B: He's a tippy master. Speaker A: 5'3" is crazy, bro. That's like absolutely crazy. Thank God he's rich. Speaker B: It's, you know, it's It's like Napoleon, but for college basketball. It's just little man getting bread, eating pizzas.

He's doing— he's doing the thing. But yeah, I guess speaking of the Super Bowl and San Francisco, I'm really noticing in the last week that the world has somehow discovered San Francisco for the first time this weekend. It's like, yeah, yeah, it says people are talking about it like they're going to Dubai or something like that. Like, wow, look at this. There's like a fucking— a road that goes all squirrely, twisty down this track. There's a big bridge and like, wow, it's like seafood and Asian people. I, I just thought that everyone knew about San Francisco.

Yeah, but maybe this is the first time people from MAGA states are visiting. Speaker B: nobody tippy-toes better than him. Speaker A: No, but I was shocked. Speaker B: He's a tippy master. Speaker A: 5'3" is crazy, bro. That's like absolutely crazy. Thank God he's rich. Speaker B: It's, you know, it's It's like Napoleon, but for college basketball. It's just little man getting bread, eating pizzas. He's doing— he's doing the thing. But yeah, I guess speaking of the Super Bowl and San Francisco, I'm really noticing in the last week that the world has somehow discovered San Francisco for the first time this weekend.

It's like, yeah, yeah, it says people are talking about it like they're going to Dubai or something like that. Like, wow, look at this. There's like a fucking— a road that goes all squirrely, twisty down this track. There's a big bridge and like, wow, it's like seafood and Asian people. I, I just thought that everyone knew about San Francisco. Yeah, but maybe this is the first time people from MAGA states are visiting. Speaker A: Yeah, definitely. I mean, San Francisco is, is, is one of America's probably— I think considered by a lot of people one of America's great cities.

Like, it's a real city. Like, it has a lot of— Speaker B: it's a top— I would say it's a top 5 city. Speaker A: Yeah, it has, it has amazing cultural history. I think it was sort of— it had a, you know, it had a down moment during, uh, COVID, and I think it's sort of coming back. But I also think that the Super Bowl is, is you're right. It's like, oh, Full House was real. I didn't know they had these. I didn't know they had all this stuff. Speaker B: This is nice.

Well, in the same way that Bill Gates created the COVID vaccination so we could secretly vaccinate his wife on the HPV virus that he gave her, a long play that I admire. I think that people, the tech oligarchs took San Francisco and then they were always sort of on the outside. The cool San Francisco, the queer community, you know, it was very kind of anarchy and punk and queer and different. Keep San Francisco weird energy. And then we kept the nerds at bay. And then the nerds during COVID sort of made the city not cool to live in anymore.

The cool people left. AI money is coming in. And now it's turned into like the worst Manhattan finance bro stronghold. Tech. Speaker B: This is nice. Well, in the same way that Bill Gates created the COVID vaccination so we could secretly vaccinate his wife on the HPV virus that he gave her, a long play that I admire. I think that people, the tech oligarchs took San Francisco and then they were always sort of on the outside. The cool San Francisco, the queer community, you know, it was very kind of anarchy and punk and queer and different.

Keep San Francisco weird energy. And then we kept the nerds at bay. And then the nerds during COVID sort of made the city not cool to live in anymore. The cool people left. AI money is coming in. And now it's turned into like the worst Manhattan finance bro stronghold. Tech. Speaker A: I think it's— Speaker B: I think it's— Speaker A: I think it's better now than it was 5 years ago though. Speaker B: Well, yeah, it's better than it was 5 years ago, but 5 years, you know, everything was better than it was 5 years ago.

It's just, you know, it's a pump and dump. Speaker A: I don't know if that's necessarily true. I don't know if that's necessarily true, but I, I just— I, I think you're right though. People are discovering it for— yeah, people are discovering for the first time and it is funny to see. But I didn't— Speaker B: I mean, there's nothing much to say on it other than I just think it's funny that like That, yeah. And also speaking of Super Bowl, I want to talk about you being in San Francisco, but did you see our man Ryan Gosling getting flamed for throwing that troubling football that he threw on that commercial?

Speaker A: Oh, I thought that was just fake. Like I thought he just, I just, I didn't know what that was. Speaker B: I think the throw was real, but then like they use CGI or whatever to make the ball like fly 200 feet into the middle of the What was that whole— Speaker A: Oh, I thought that was just fake. Like I thought he just, I just, I didn't know what that was. Speaker B: I think the throw was real, but then like they use CGI or whatever to make the ball like fly 200 feet into the middle of the What was that whole— Speaker A: what was that fake charity that was around so long ago?

It feels like it's for a fake charity. It feels like it's— Speaker B: it's— I think that he was promoting like a movie or something, and it feels very To Write Love on Her Arms vibes. Like the people that do like the Stop H8 with the duct tape over their mouth. Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker B: Like, what is this for? I don't know, but it's so important. Speaker A: I didn't click on it. I saw that Ryan Gosling video 40 times and I did not click on it at all.

Speaker B: Oh, really? Well, people are upset that, you know, Many people's GOATs. Women want to fuck him, men want to be him. Smooth cat. He's got it all. But then, you know, you can really tell about a man with the way he throws, the way he throws a ball. And he throws that football in a way it's not— I mean, it doesn't look like Stephen Urkel doing it. You know, it doesn't look— Speaker A: we really, we really expect Ryan Gosling and his fillers to throw a fucking touchdown pass.

Speaker B: He doesn't do a McLovin-style throw, but, you know, he's a buff sexy all-American guy. It's not that bad, but it's bad enough to raise, you know, it ruffled my feathers. Speaker A: I think people are being a little, I mean, I think it's also he only comes out from his cave in, you know, Pasadena once every 6 months. Speaker B: So for it to be him throwing a football through a donut is not, I think that is also, it's, I guess that's the beauty or the magic of the Hollywood mysticism where You know, we see the photos of him on your Tumblr where he's got the place beyond the pines.

He's— he added 30 more pounds of muscle. You got a bunch of fake tattoos, bleached his hair while the wife beat her on. He looks so hot. He's just objectively— he's as hot as— Speaker A: I think people are being a little, I mean, I think it's also he only comes out from his cave in, you know, Pasadena once every 6 months. Speaker B: So for it to be him throwing a football through a donut is not, I think that is also, it's, I guess that's the beauty or the magic of the Hollywood mysticism where You know, we see the photos of him on your Tumblr where he's got the place beyond the pines.

He's— he added 30 more pounds of muscle. You got a bunch of fake tattoos, bleached his hair while the wife beat her on. He looks so hot. He's just objectively— he's as hot as— Speaker A: you know how long— do you know how long ago that was? Like, Ryan Gosling's irrelevant. Speaker B: That's 15 years ago. Speaker A: But a long time ago. Speaker B: Well, all that is to say, he just looks like the object of masculinity. He's going to ride a fucking motorcycle, kill a guy, and then fuck your chick.

You know, It's all there. But then, you know, he was doing like breakdancing on the Disney Channel when he was 5 years old. Like he never got a chance to learn how to throw a ball like a man. Speaker A: Okay. The throw, I'm looking at it now. I've watched 5 times, little replay. It's not great. Speaker B: I know you fancy yourself a spiral artist. Speaker A: I mean, I'm going to throw a fucking spiral in this position and we're going to do it until I look good too. Speaker B: Whereas I'm more of a baseball man, you're more of a pigskin fella.

What do you think? Rate it on the Pitchfork scale. How do you rate rate his throw? Speaker A: Well, the problem is it's hard to tell because the results were altered. Speaker B: Give me a number. No, but what point? What? Speaker A: 6.3. Speaker B: 6.3. Okay. Speaker A: I think, I just think that light 6, but I think that with no receiver on the other end, it's a little tough. Like it's a little tough to tell because if you make, you know, if it's— Speaker A: Well, the problem is it's hard to tell because the results were altered.

Speaker B: Give me a number. No, but what point? What? Speaker A: 6.3. Speaker B: 6.3. Okay. Speaker A: I think, I just think that light 6, but I think that with no receiver on the other end, it's a little tough. Like it's a little tough to tell because if you make, you know, if it's— Speaker B: we're not talking about where the ball is ending up or going. We're talking about the way his body looks when he throws the ball. His arm, his shoulders, his placement. Speaker A: I can't separate those things, Jason.

I think the result is part of the journey. And if, if he hits him going across and we get some yardage, I don't know. I don't know how we're going to— I don't know how I can just act like that didn't happen. But when you're throwing to no one— Speaker B: Yeah, well, if he hits his guy there and he can get out of bounds, that's what I'm saying. Keep that— stop the clock. Speaker A: I think if he hits him in the numbers and we go for it on fourth, I think it's something— I don't know.

I mean, I think like, for example, if he's going for 2 and that's a game— that's a game-winning You know, that's different. Speaker B: We're so fired up for Super Bowl. Like he's not even going to punt on fourth down. Like this is what I live for. Speaker A: We don't punt, bro. We're going for it every time. That's my, that's my point. Speaker B: You know who else doesn't punt? Bad Bunny. Speaker A: I mean, I wish he would punt. Speaker B: I of course will be boycotting the Super Bowl unless Bad Bunny decides to sing in English.

Thank you very much. Speaker A: Well, I think he's, did you see the video of Cardi B doing a stripper style dance for a robot and then they fell over? Speaker B: Of course. All faded, you know, just drunk as hell at like 1:15, freaking a robot until it falls on top of you and pops. Speaker B: Of course. All faded, you know, just drunk as hell at like 1:15, freaking a robot until it falls on top of you and pops. Speaker A: I was like, you need to— Speaker B: it doesn't get better, bitch.

Speaker A: You need to go home. That is like— that is— that's going to be— that video is going to— that's— that's her career now. Speaker B: Cardi B looks like that salmon sashimi. That's her. Cardi B has just turned— they should just replace Cardi B with AI salmon sashimi with a fat ass. Speaker A: And I love Cardi B. I think she's a— I think she in a lot of ways is a national treasure. Speaker B: She is. Other than her history of, uh, drugging, raping, and robbing people, She is America's sweetheart.

Speaker A: That's fine with me. That's probably— if you're— I mean, if you're— if you're into that underworld, that's kind of on you, you know. Speaker B: Um, I agree. Speaker A: But I, I found that video to really sum up the sort of where we are in the world, um, because I, I, I— it just really had it all, you know. Speaker B: Because I guess the only people, you know, A-list people who have interacted with these robots who are really going down to, you know, Boston technology labs to kick the tires— we got Kim K.

Unknown voluptuous lady doing tasteful nudes with the, the SpaceX Twitter Elon Musk Tesla robot. And now you got Cardi B, another 5'2", 200-pound voluptuous woman over here with the other one. It's very like, this is the iPhone and this is the Samsung, you know. We got the little Cricket Wireless over here. There's gonna be like a new, like a Ryanair Southwest Airlines robot that's gonna get like— Speaker A: it's just It's too— Speaker B: who's— who would be the person for that? Speaker A: it's just It's too— Speaker B: who's— who would be the person for that?

Speaker A: Also, do we— I, I wonder if that was planned, or if she— Speaker B: sorry, she walked— Speaker A: she walked out of the hotel room after having 7 shots of, you know, of Casa Azul, and she just saw the robot. She said— because the robot could have just been standing there, could have been a friend of one of the autograph seekers or a member of TMZ, and she just saw the robot and couldn't help herself but pop that thang. Speaker B: I believe the robot— I'm just getting the report in— it does, uh, it's been to NBA Youngboy.

So I think she may have had that on loan from him. Speaker A: That's nice of her to— that's nice of her to do that. But I was— I got to say, San Francisco was absolutely lit, man. It was like— I guess I'd never been in a city for the Super Bowl before. I've been in— you know, I guess I was in Atlanta for the Olympics, but I was like a kid. So I've never really experienced it. It is really hard to get anywhere. Speaker B: And you've never been bullmogged in a city?

Speaker A: I've never been bullmogged. I was like— I mean, it's interesting. The Tom Brown GQ thing was at the Legion of Honor, which is this beautiful museum. It was amazing. Like, the setting was really nice. Speaker B: I think they're opening for Warzone, right? Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, Legion of Honor. Legion of Honor had 3 EPs with Trustkill. Speaker B: Legion of Honor. And then it's Legion of Honor, then All Out Wars at 7:15, and then we can probably just cruise after that. Speaker A: But it was like, it was, it was really— it was one of the— it was one of the most beautiful drives I've ever done.

It was like so fucking nice. Speaker B: But everything from, from the Castro to the Legion of Honor. Speaker B: Legion of Honor. And then it's Legion of Honor, then All Out Wars at 7:15, and then we can probably just cruise after that. Speaker A: But it was like, it was, it was really— it was one of the— it was one of the most beautiful drives I've ever done. It was like so fucking nice. Speaker B: But everything from, from the Castro to the Legion of Honor. Speaker A: No, no.

Very funny. From Berkeley. Speaker B: Oh, that's right. I forgot you were staying in B-Town. Speaker A: We stayed in Berkeley and the drive was— I thought Berkeley and I loved it there. I really liked it. And I thought it was going to— Speaker B: Is there a but? Speaker A: I thought it was going to be more of a 30-minute drive into San Francisco. You know what I mean? A quick 30. Speaker B: You were hoping for a little bop over the hill. Just a little Studio City to the Chateau.

Oh, it's a 27-minute subway. It ain't that. Speaker A: It ain't that. Speaker B: It was a— Speaker A: we were looking, we were touching an hour, you know, and it wasn't, it wasn't in a Waymo, you know, so I had to make small talk. But I, I, yeah, so we— I think I told— I think I said this, we were talking to Bruce Hornsby, but I was like in a hotel that was basically on the campus of Berkeley. So it was an amazing— I hadn't been around college students, and New York college students are different.

They like look cool. Berkeley college students, man, I know those are the future leaders of America, and they're— Speaker B: but did you face-mog all the Berkeley students? Speaker A: I actually did, but the level of nerd that was walking around that campus, I was like, I hope you are so smart because if you try to do anything else, you are going to fail. I mean, just, just guys that looks like gray from sitting in front of computers. It was mostly, it was mostly the fellas, like mostly fellas like that, you know.

Speaker B: Okay. Speaker A: It was just like guys with like, they just looked like they'd never communicated with another human being in their entire lives that wasn't on a computer. Speaker B: Like these are, this is the first generation of like iPad babies who are now old enough to buy a gun and vote. Speaker A: Yes. Speaker B: And get a 4.7 on their— Speaker A: Easily, easily. Beautiful, beautiful campus. Like great, like funny, weird food. I went to this, like there was like a Taiwanese coffee place next to the hotel.

It was the closest coffee option. And I, it was all filled with students. They were all studying. I was like, I'm sure this will be fine. Speaker B: Was it giving boba? Speaker A: Oh, it gets worse. Hold on. So it's all screens. You can't order with a person, of course. Speaker B: Oh, hell, first Bad Bunny, now this. Speaker A: Type it in. But then I'm looking at the menu and I'm like, wait a second, this is billed as Binge Coffee House and there is no— I'm like, is— can I get— I— and then so finally I flagged down an employee.

I'm like, hey, could I just get a coffee? And they were like, oh, well, this is the most like coffee thing we have. And it had chocolate in it. It was like a full— it was like a full Starbucks I was like, I can't, but I'm saying like, can I get a cup of coffee? And she was like, no. I'm like, what about a cold brew? They're like, no. Speaker B: Okay, when you go, when you're looking on Yelp or Google or whatever and you see the, the closest coffee shop and it's a Taiwanese spot and it's giving boba, you really have to dig deep.

You have to look on the menu and, and see if it's going to be your kind of coffee. It was so close to you that it was worth— I thought you'd at least just pop in. You had the data. Speaker A: But I will say that was the charming part about Berkeley is there was no corporates. There really wasn't like corporate businesses. So I would I was happy to walk around and give my money to independent operators. And the other charming thing about that whole neighborhood is the— there's several independent bookstores that seem to be thriving, which is sort of kind of unheard of.

Like, I, I posted a picture today, but, you know, I went by this, you know, Pegasus Books, which is definitely some fake anarchist shit. They had Cometbus in the window. I was like, this is— this is— I'm feeling at home right here, you know what I mean? Speaker A: But I will say that was the charming part about Berkeley is there was no corporates. There really wasn't like corporate businesses. So I would I was happy to walk around and give my money to independent operators. And the other charming thing about that whole neighborhood is the— there's several independent bookstores that seem to be thriving, which is sort of kind of unheard of.

Like, I, I posted a picture today, but, you know, I went by this, you know, Pegasus Books, which is definitely some fake anarchist shit. They had Cometbus in the window. I was like, this is— this is— I'm feeling at home right here, you know what I mean? Speaker B: The spirit of the '90s is alive in Berkeley. Speaker A: Are you killing me? Walking from the hotel, passing by Cometbus in the window to go Equinox. That's— that describes me perfectly. That's my entire— that's my entire being. Speaker B: Chris Black, old Riot Grrrl ass.

Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. But it was a— Speaker B: it was a— Speaker A: but getting to and from— but the, the Tom Brown show was like in a museum, so it was sort of like— it was kind of— it was kind of crazy, like, the, the setup. But it was— it was very, uh, it was great. I'm glad I— I'm glad I was there. Speaker B: I feel like there's been a lot of fashion shows in the museums, right? Speaker A: Yeah, I know, but I think they had to I think they had to have art handlers moving like Rodin sculptures and shit to make it work.

Like, I think it was— I think it was like a little more— I think it was like— I don't know. Speaker B: I think I honestly— I think I've been to that museum actually. It was great. It's quite a space, right? It's beautiful. Speaker A: It's beautiful. It's a beautiful building. Yeah. And the weather was pretty good. Speaker B: Do it got stories? Speaker A: Uh, do it got stories? You mean as far as— Speaker B: as flights? Oh, level— levels of a building? Speaker A: I thought you meant Instagram.

I'm like, probably, yeah. Uh, Well, there was— I was on— Speaker A: It's beautiful. It's a beautiful building. Yeah. And the weather was pretty good. Speaker B: Do it got stories? Speaker A: Uh, do it got stories? You mean as far as— Speaker B: as flights? Oh, level— levels of a building? Speaker A: I thought you meant Instagram. I'm like, probably, yeah. Uh, Well, there was— I was on— Speaker B: does it have a storied past? Speaker A: I think it has. Yes, I think it does, because I— we went into like— there's like a theater room that was sort of ground zero for like all the live stream.

Speaker B: I just remember being stair-mogged by that museum, but I could be wrong. It's been some, some time. Speaker A: No, there's probably more stairs than I had access to depending on where you are. Um, but there was a— I was talking to Rob, who's, who's like the head of special projects, Tom Brown, because they, they released these A6 that everybody is, is liking quite a lot, and Uh, they are, they are very good. I, I, I will be getting a pair. But the, the other collaboration was a, you know, the Bose, the classic Bose sort of over-ear that all the businessmen wear on the plane, like the OG noise canceling, the V1.0 noise canceling headphones when they're the only show in town.

Yes. Speaker B: And they're looking at these Asics right now. They do look pretty nice. Speaker A: They're sick. They're really good. Speaker B: The gray ones is kind of like a little Nike TN Mixed with the little gay stripe, it's looking good. Speaker A: But the, the head— Speaker B: carry on. Speaker A: He brings me a sample, he's like, oh yeah, we did a, we did a Bose collaboration. I'm like, oh shit, let me see. And because I used to wear those all the time and I love them because they're hard to— they do this funky fold up in the case that's sort of like, no matter how long you have these headphones, you never really do it right the first time.

It's actually amazing, right? So anyway, he brings them out of the case and I'm like, what's the, what's the lining? He's like, oh, that's cashmere. So we got that, we got the, we got the cashmere lining on the, on the like ear cradle. Speaker B: This is a How Long Gone exclusive? Speaker A: Uh, I think, I mean, I, there's pictures. Speaker B: This has not made it to Hidden NY. Speaker A: There's, yeah, if it's not hidden, but, and then that the band is, is, is also cashmere, and then it's got the 4-bar on that.

They're very good-looking collaborative head. I was, I was very impressed with the, with the collaboration. Speaker B: That's, that's the way collabs should be. Speaker A: And they're not ex— they're not, they're not expensive either. They're pretty reasonable from what, from what I understand. Speaker B: Hopefully they partnered with our friends at Quince for for that Mongolian cashmere at half the price. Speaker A: That is not what they did. Uh, there's, um, but there's a— there was a guy in the Walking in the Show, a football player, period, a professional football player who I recognized.

I think his name is Justin Jefferson. I recognize him because he was on one of my show— one of my football reality shows. And he was in the, in the sort of run-through. He was wearing, um, several diamond chains, but then he had a pair of Beats that had been bedazzled, and he was wearing on his head sort of like an accessory, not on his ears, you know what I mean, where you sort of have them above your ears. Speaker B: So he's doing something that maybe Northwest would do. Speaker A: Very much.

But my question is, because his diamonds, obviously his, his chains and bracelets were real— Speaker B: I'm looking at the, the photo right now of the chains. Speaker A: They are unbelievable. Speaker B: Fat. Speaker A: They're sick. Speaker B: Fat diamond chains. Jesus Christ. Speaker A: Do you think though, my question to you is, when you got it like that— no Gwen Stefani— when you, when you got it like that and you're, you're an NFL player and you want the bedazzle, like, do you— you ain't using like little— do you think those diamonds could be real on his Beats?

Ladies and gentlemen, every time I go to the doctor, I walk out of that bitch feeling dumb I got no real info. This guy in a white coat just say, you're fine. You know, drink more water. Speaker B: Fat. Speaker A: They're sick. Speaker B: Fat diamond chains. Jesus Christ. Speaker A: Do you think though, my question to you is, when you got it like that— no Gwen Stefani— when you, when you got it like that and you're, you're an NFL player and you want the bedazzle, like, do you— you ain't using like little— do you think those diamonds could be real on his Beats?

Ladies and gentlemen, every time I go to the doctor, I walk out of that bitch feeling dumb I got no real info. This guy in a white coat just say, you're fine. You know, drink more water. Speaker B: He knows how to charge my copay. Speaker A: Exactly. Speaker B: That's about it. Speaker A: As if I could drink more water, doctor. I, I don't get data. I don't get a game plan. I just get a pat on the ass and get out there and, and make it better. But Superpower is doing something different.

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But when we're going to do, you know, 700 units on the Beats by Dre, maybe lab-grown is a good compromise between the Swarovski and a real diamond. Speaker B: I don't think— I'm just saying for the— for the necklace, the jewelry, the earrings, that's real blood shit. But when we're going to do, you know, 700 units on the Beats by Dre, maybe lab-grown is a good compromise between the Swarovski and a real diamond. Speaker A: No, very possible. I mean, it looks— Speaker B: when you quote, got it like that, it's still gonna cost, you know, $4 million instead of $40 or whatever.

Speaker A: No, it looked, it looked cool as hell. I was just very surprised. I was like, wow, I wonder at this level if you just go real, whereas most people just, just want the sparkle. Speaker B: It's cool to see. I just imagine being— it is— just imagine being his business manager and just being like, so you wanna, you wanna use real diamonds when you bedazzle? Speaker A: One of the worst jobs on earth is an professional athlete business manager, I would rather pick up trash. Speaker B: Just, just, that's not, that is a little Johnny, Johnny Dang's just gonna superglow those things right on there, huh?

Speaker A: And then you're gonna, what do you mean? Speaker B: So you're gonna leave them at the airport again, probably, aren't you? Speaker A: All right, you gotta pick one. You wanna put your cousin through college or you want to get the, get the Johnny Dang Beats? It's your choice, bro. We can't do both. Okay. We cannot do both. Speaker B: Do you wanna do the Johnny Dang Beats or do you wanna buy that island? We, we gotta pull the trigger one way or another. Speaker A: But I was, okay, so I'm at this, I'm at this show.

There's like a cocktail before the show starts cuz it was a, it was a livestream and it's, you know, to— the usual suspects are there, obviously. Um, but it's, but it's San Francisco, so it's like a different crowd. There's a lot of VICs, you know, people from Apple, people from Facebook, etc. Speaker B: And I'm like, Crazy Rich Asians in the building. Speaker A: Teyana Taylor is there with her kids. They look great in Tom Brown. You know, there's a few other, uh, there's a, you know, a few other people in the building.

But then I see, uh, someone that mogged me, and it was Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Speaker B: And I'm like, Crazy Rich Asians in the building. Speaker A: Teyana Taylor is there with her kids. They look great in Tom Brown. You know, there's a few other, uh, there's a, you know, a few other people in the building. But then I see, uh, someone that mogged me, and it was Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Speaker B: What is— what name did you say? Bronwyn? Speaker A: Bronwyn is, is the— is my favorite character from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

But she— so recently she's been in the news because she left her fat old rich husband who was apparently the CEO of HP, and now she has this new sort of, sort of like a young, a young hot boyfriend who's giving like Justin Timberlake in his prime. Okay, so they roll in. Speaker B: I'm sorry, I haven't got over Bronwyn yet. Speaker A: Bronwyn. So Bronwyn, Bronwyn, Bronwyn Bronwyn walks in looking stunning, all Tom Brown. The hair is— because in the reunion she had long hair, didn't look great. She's got short hair.

And I— Speaker B: oh, this, this person is on 3 Arts and we are not. Speaker A: I'm flabbergasted by Bronwyn. I'm stunned that she's there. I wouldn't have expected it. Her new man is— her new man is trailing behind. He knows the game. And I'm with, I'm with Nikki Campbell, and I'm like, wow, this is, this is— I'm with I'm with, I'm with Zach Baron, Dan Reilly, and Nikki Campbell. Guess who knew who she was? Only Nikki and I. Only Nikki and I knew who she was. Nikki's like, Nikki's like, oh, I just talked to her.

She's amazing. I had to go up to her. Speaker B: I was like, okay, biggest queens in the fucking— Speaker A: I was like, okay, I'm gonna have to— in the court, I'm gonna have to go up to her. And I, I went up to her, I was like, hey, look, I'm, I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I would love to get a pic. Speaker B: I was like, okay, biggest queens in the fucking— Speaker A: I was like, okay, I'm gonna have to— in the court, I'm gonna have to go up to her.

And I, I went up to her, I was like, hey, look, I'm, I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I would love to get a pic. Speaker B: Bronwyn, I would love a moment of your time. Bronwyn, I would love to get a pic. Speaker A: I would love to get a picture with you. And I've said to you before, sometimes in these situations these people think I'm like making fun of them, you know, because they don't— I'm not, I'm not giving fan. Speaker B: Oh, because you— they pull up and they see— I, I get asked this question all the time, but not from a motherfucker that looked like you.

Speaker A: Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like, this guy is, is a little— he looks like a cop. What's the catch? And so Nikki's like, I'll take the picture. And then so Nikki's taking a picture of me on his, on his cell phone. Speaker B: Okay. Speaker A: And I'm, I'm smiling,, you know. And then Krista, who's the GQ photographer that obviously we've worked with over the years. Speaker B: Yeah, shout out Krista, you're the best. Speaker A: Krista sees this happening, knows who Bronwyn is, zooms in, okay, takes the official pics.

I haven't received— oh my God, I haven't received them yet, but I'm just saying that the, the community, the, the GQ Real Housewives community came together to make sure that I had this special moment to savor forever. Speaker B: The few, the proud. You guys are strong. Salt Lake strong. Speaker A: Exactly. It was a big moment. And so we were done and Krista was like, I fucking love her. So it was a great moment It was a full circle moment, I would say. Speaker B: How, since that event happened, how often have you been refreshing your email waiting for that little Dropbox?

Speaker A: I did. I asked, I asked. Speaker B: For that, let me get that hui transfer. Speaker B: How, since that event happened, how often have you been refreshing your email waiting for that little Dropbox? Speaker A: I did. I asked, I asked. Speaker B: For that, let me get that hui transfer. Speaker A: I asked her to send it yesterday and she said, I'll send it to you tomorrow. So I'm giving her till 3 PM. Speaker B: It's not at the super duper top of the pro. We're going to get the Tom Brady photos kind of touched up first and then we'll get to you and Bronwyn.

Speaker A: Diplo showed up late, so we're still processing his imagery. But yeah, no, it's the— it was a funny— Speaker B: yeah, Queen Latifah, she's really pushing back. I gotta say something. Speaker A: Okay, I've seen Queen Latifah a lot in person, and she really looks great. She really has a glow to her that I feel like is— Speaker B: she's an enigmatic force of a human. Speaker A: Yes, it's really impressive. Every time I see her, I'm like, you really have the force field around you because you've been famous.

Speaker B: And, and not unlike a below Whoopi Goldberg Yeah, yeah. Speaker A: Whoopi's a little more— Speaker B: Or a Mary J. No more drama in my life. Speaker A: Yeah, true. Speaker B: That's a good point. Speaker A: That's all three top. All three. Speaker B: Excellent. They enter the room and like, even if you don't immediately recognize that it's Queen Latifah, just the presence in the room, you don't even have to see her. Just sense that the aura is in your zone. You're like, hmm, something's going on here.

Speaker A: You feel that you're in the presence of royalty. Speaker B: Yeah. You meet Queen Latifah, like she knows your name already. Like what? You know? Speaker A: Yeah. No, that really is the vibe. Oh, Chris, so lovely to see you. Speaker B: How's Alex? Okay. So since you are a Brown Newport, Bronwyn Newport aficionado, do I have a few follow-ups? Does her fan base have a stan name like the racists for Addison Rae? Speaker B: Yeah. You meet Queen Latifah, like she knows your name already. Like what? You know?

Speaker A: Yeah. No, that really is the vibe. Oh, Chris, so lovely to see you. Speaker B: How's Alex? Okay. So since you are a Brown Newport, Bronwyn Newport aficionado, do I have a few follow-ups? Does her fan base have a stan name like the racists for Addison Rae? Speaker A: Okay. Speaker B: The Bronwynners. Speaker A: Bronwynners is a great one. I don't know. I mean, the thing about people like this is they're reviled as much as they are loved. So it's a little, it's a little tough, you know, when you're— Speaker B: that is the tea.

Speaker A: When you're on reality TV, you have to be polarizing to be a star. The camera time is, is not for everyone. Speaker B: Oh yeah, yeah. The reason why we get so many clicks on Spotify is not for our fans, it's for our haters. Speaker A: It's true. Speaker B: Okay, more questions, Chris, more questions. So Bronwyn Newport, she's on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's right. Speaker B: So do you know if she is a transplant or is she born and raised SAL?

Speaker A: No, no, no, she's from Brazil, so she is not born and raised. But I think that you— to be on that, I think to be on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, you have to have some sort of Mormon connection. Speaker B: So I think maybe her mom or like a stepdad, someone is Mormon, and that is, you know, that this plot is thickening more than a nice Brazilian potato and mofongo stew. Okay, okay, so she's a Brazilian person Asian living in Salt Lake. She probably married into the Mormon culture, which is a very strict religious culture.

I'm looking at her IG bio. She's a lover of fashion. And then the next thing, drag. What's up with her and drag culture? That she's like, she's into drag, drag queen. Speaker B: So I think maybe her mom or like a stepdad, someone is Mormon, and that is, you know, that this plot is thickening more than a nice Brazilian potato and mofongo stew. Okay, okay, so she's a Brazilian person Asian living in Salt Lake. She probably married into the Mormon culture, which is a very strict religious culture. I'm looking at her IG bio.

She's a lover of fashion. And then the next thing, drag. What's up with her and drag culture? That she's like, she's into drag, drag queen. Speaker A: Sometimes she looks like one when she overdoes it. But I would say that, okay, so is Bronwyn a Cinderfella? Speaker B: Is she a fella? Speaker A: No, she's, she's a full— she's a woman. Speaker B: Okay. Maybe she's just a fan and supporter of the drag queens and drag culture. She's just a member of the community. Speaker A: I believe that to be the case.

I don't— Speaker B: Okay, I'm just saying that it seems like that is potentially at odds with the conservative Mormon community, and that's probably great for ratings over at the Bravo Network. Speaker A: Well, all of these women sort of have defected in some way from the church. You know, they might— they sip a little, they smoke a little, they fuck a little. You know, they're not They're doing it. Speaker B: It's like Beck and Giovanni Ribisi and Beck, you know, we're still, we still got the, we still got our email, but you know, we ain't really fucking with it.

Speaker A: Just hit up Beck at com and I'll be, I'll get right back to you, okay? I'll hit you, I'll hit you right back. Speaker A: Just hit up Beck at com and I'll be, I'll get right back to you, okay? I'll hit you, I'll hit you right back. Speaker B: I got a, I sent an email to Beck at org, got a bounce back. I thought it was weird. Are you doing like Sunday off? I don't know, dude. Okay, the next thing The next interest of hers, a popular Utah activity, surfing, which I'm assuming goes back to her roots in Rio de Janeiro.

And then the next. Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker B: Her final— this is basically her Grammy, her EGOT, her, you know, put the big dick on the table moment. Dr Pepper and NBA champion for inclusion and acceptance for all. Speaker A: Wow. Okay. I didn't know that award existed, but I'm glad to know. Speaker B: And there is a little bit of a sort of grammatical typo where she forgot to send a space between the ampersand and the NBA. Speaker A: Okay. Speaker B: Would she know? Look at her fingers.

Speaker A: I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to keep it a buck with you, Jason. I'm more familiar with her work from the television than I am with some of her extracurriculars or even. Speaker B: So none of her Dr Pepper NBA. Inclusion work has come across your desk at all? Speaker A: I haven't. That is sort of out of my purview as a fan, but now that you have alerted me to its existence, I'm going to make sure to do the work and investigate so that I know kind of what— when it comes up, I'll be able to speak on it.

Speaker B: All I ask, literally all I ask, Chris. Thank you. Okay, so on the, on the religious theme, I was thinking— I was bullshitting with Carolyn a day or two ago, a little, uh, improvisational. You were talking about how your final form is to be a megachurch. Speaker B: All I ask, literally all I ask, Chris. Thank you. Okay, so on the, on the religious theme, I was thinking— I was bullshitting with Carolyn a day or two ago, a little, uh, improvisational. You were talking about how your final form is to be a megachurch.

Speaker A: That's right. Speaker B: You know, have your own congregation, you know, on some righteous gemstone shit. That is, that is true. That is your final form. Since you are such a friend to the LGBTQ+67 community, as your star continues to rise, as the, the walls of homosexuality and heterosexuality and, and all that are crumbling, will at some point we see a super gay out megachurch leader. Speaker A: Wow. Speaker B: Wow. And when this is all— this question is all spurred because I thought of the phrase, wouldn't it be funny if a pastor was screaming, "I bottom for the Lord"?

Speaker A: Well, Jason, I don't— I think that we need— I think that that could happen, but I think that the problem is that the gay community— Speaker B: we obviously know the big problem. Speaker A: Well, the big problem is mainly The gay community has been, uh, I would say it's illegal to be gay and Christian, shunned by the church since the beginning of time. So bringing them back over, no matter how fabulous, you know, when, when Benito Skinner opens a church, um, I think, oh, he has such pastor energy, doesn't he?

I think, Benny, I think Benito could maybe get a congregation riled up, you know. Speaker B: He's pastor-mogging me hard. Speaker A: But when they, when they pass around the, the tithing bowl, is it going to be a circle jerk or is it going to be money? That's the, that's the tough, that's the tough question. How do you, how do you— Speaker B: is the tithing tithing bowl simply full of cummies? Yeah, it's a hard question. Speaker A: Is the tithing— is the tithing bowl more of a receptacle? Speaker B: What?

Okay, no, the tithing bowl goes around. It's no loans refused. Speaker A: No loans refused. Speaker B: No loans refused except for Discover card. Ew. No, it's only just the white Apple cards. They just clink down like a little vodka martini. Speaker A: Sweetie, sweetie, we do need a new bus for the youth congregation, but we do not accept Capital One. Speaker B: I'm so sorry. Are we doing a credit restoration program? That's so big for you, but we don't accept that here. We are— yeah, we are cashless. Speaker A: It would be— it would be amazing to have a gay celebrity because then like, like we could have, you know, we could have, uh, the, the choir robes or JW Anderson, you know what I mean?

Or it's— or, or it's like the, the— what is the— we could do like a pastor, what is he wearing? And it's like, oh my God, you know, we identify— like the way that I follow like Harry Styles, like accounts that identify. Speaker B: Nikki Campbell's like, love the scepter, hate the robe. Speaker A: But I could just see it now. I could see it now. Like that. Also the church, I mean, imagine the Emily Dawn Long collaboration merch on the way out. Speaker B: Oh, that's nice. Speaker A: There's so much— there is a lot of money to be made, I think, as a gay— like, I think that also if you have the right venue, it's like, are we staging the Eckhouslotta show at the church?

Are we doing— are we doing, you know, is Robin playing the retreat? Oh, like, there's a lot to be done here where I think that it is— and gay guys more than anyone— Speaker B: Nikki Campbell's like, love the scepter, hate the robe. Speaker A: But I could just see it now. I could see it now. Like that. Also the church, I mean, imagine the Emily Dawn Long collaboration merch on the way out. Speaker B: Oh, that's nice. Speaker A: There's so much— there is a lot of money to be made, I think, as a gay— like, I think that also if you have the right venue, it's like, are we staging the Eckhouslotta show at the church?

Are we doing— are we doing, you know, is Robin playing the retreat? Oh, like, there's a lot to be done here where I think that it is— and gay guys more than anyone— Speaker B: Jack Donaghy on the pipe organ. Speaker A: I bet he's on the pipe organ. Jesus Christ, the pipe organ took on a whole new meaning. But I think that the— I think the gay community, as much as they love money, they've sort of forgotten about this. Speaker B: This. Speaker A: They all work these, you know, they all work at, you know, at these nice corporate jobs, you know.

Yeah, they're either, they're either on TV or they work at JP Morgan. And there's, there's something in between where you don't have to be a content creator, you don't have to be a celebrity chef. You can be a man of the robe, you can be religious, and you can sort of show them how it's done. You can flip it on its head and come at it from a whole new angle. Speaker B: I think their, their homosexual energy was clouding this revenue stream that was sitting right in front of their face the whole time.

Speaker A: It was. Speaker B: And sometimes you miss the forest for the trees. When the dick is right in front of your face, you can't even see the balls. Speaker A: I think this is a great idea. And any, any powerful gay guys, if you want to get in touch with me to just talk about the church and kind of what it— you know, how it works. Speaker A: It was. Speaker B: And sometimes you miss the forest for the trees. When the dick is right in front of your face, you can't even see the balls.

Speaker A: I think this is a great idea. And any, any powerful gay guys, if you want to get in touch with me to just talk about the church and kind of what it— you know, how it works. Speaker B: I'm glad we got clear audio. If any powerful gay guys want to get in touch with me, who your deacons would be, you know, it's like, who are your deacons? Speaker A: It's like, it's— think of that. Think of that as like who's closing the fashion show, you know what I mean?

Or who's, you know, and they can't, they can't be matches from Grindr. It has to be a little more above board. Speaker B: It has to be something that you bring home to meet the fam. Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And don't think that, don't think that all of the fucking has to stop. I want to be clear. I think that this is really— no, definitely not. I think this is, I think this is a modern— Speaker B: are you saying God likes to watch? Speaker A: I think God does like to watch historically.

You know, he's— Speaker B: we are gathered here to see What outfit colors we are going to wear to the CDMX trip this weekend, y'all. Speaker A: Can you just imagine? Can you imagine how the, like, the sort of the blessing before dinner is going to change? You know what I mean? Like, but like you said, like, how do you bless a bottom meal? You know what I mean? Like, how, what is, how does the, how does the— Speaker B: Lord, we are praying for season 2 of Heated Rivalry to get greenlit.

I know you are dealing with hardships and struggles right now. Right now, and Lord, we need you to solidify the deal. We need to get proper distribution. Speaker A: Yeah, I think there's a lot of stuff, and then blessing the bottom meal. Yeah, I think a lot of stuff needs to be prayed on, and I think that it's missing. We're missing a lot. Speaker A: Yeah, I think there's a lot of stuff, and then blessing the bottom meal. Yeah, I think a lot of stuff needs to be prayed on, and I think that it's missing.

We're missing a lot. Speaker B: You turn water— Jesus, he turned water into rush. Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Speaker B: Before my very eyes. I feel the rush of Jesus. Speaker A: I like the idea that we've reframed it as Moses splitting the Rush Sea instead of the Red Sea. I think this could really— I think this really could work, especially in New York or LA or, you know, a major city. Maybe we go international, you know what I mean? But I think that— I think in LA specifically, I could really see— imagine like a church pops up on Santa Monica, you know, they close the Ralphs and it's just a church now.

Speaker B: Yep. Speaker A: Yeah. And then after church you go to, you know, you go get a matcha It's— it all— it's all there. It's, you know, it's all there. It's really easy. Speaker B: And then— but— and they have the, the matcha daytime church parties, but instead of playing like Justin Bieber Afro House remixes, they're playing like VTSS remixes of Abracadabra. Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Speaker B: They're playing like Gesoffelstein, but like the holy songs, you know? Speaker A: That's a good— but like the good stuff. Speaker B: And then— and these are my kind of gays because these are the ones who are like like, you know, I'm gay, but I'm— I am a churchgoer, and that's Sam Smith.

I just can't, you know. Speaker A: So funny. Speaker B: Keep, keep Sam out of my church. So funny. Speaker A: Get him out. Speaker B: I guess also, speaking of bottoming, there's been some, uh, Epstein files being uncovered. Some of these files are recipes for Epstein's bottom. Speaker A: So funny. Speaker B: Keep, keep Sam out of my church. So funny. Speaker A: Get him out. Speaker B: I guess also, speaking of bottoming, there's been some, uh, Epstein files being uncovered. Some of these files are recipes for Epstein's bottom.

Speaker A: Oh yeah, did you make the bottom meal muffin yet? Speaker B: I did not make the bottom meal muffins. I did see on Twitter there was a person who made them and wrote like a, an honest review, like, here's the recipe I made them, you know, gave it a rating, here's the food, blah blah blah. And then she was like destroyed because people are saying like, don't you know that these are the muffins that Epstein feeds children before raping them? Speaker A: Jesus Christ. Speaker B: Which is, I don't think is the case.

I think he's just an old guy. Speaker A: It's a very old guy. It's a very old guy recipe. Speaker B: Yeah, if you were a guy who grew up in the, you know, you're, you're pumping in the '80s and '90s, everyone was eating bran muffins. And as you get blueberry, we got a shit. Speaker A: But luckily, luckily in the Black House it was blueberry only. That's why I was fat. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker B: So I am not going to make the Epstein muffins, and if I do, I will not be posting through it, that's for sure.

Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'm sure somebody has already done this. I mean, I'm sure it's, you know, I'm sure— oh yeah, I'm sure there's some— Speaker B: there's going to be an underground network. You can— I'll be live streaming my recipe on Kik. Damn, what if there's like an alt-right Bon Appetit squad, kitchen squad. Speaker A: Oh, I think they— I think, I think those are just guys in kitchens. I don't think there's— I don't think there's that much of a difference. Speaker B: But I mean, instead of like Asian lesbians making miso gochujang bran muffins, we got— it's like Jeffree Star and Milo Yiannopoulos, and we're like, we're gonna show you, I'm gonna teach you how to puke in a sink.

Speaker A: Oh, I think they— I think, I think those are just guys in kitchens. I don't think there's— I don't think there's that much of a difference. Speaker B: But I mean, instead of like Asian lesbians making miso gochujang bran muffins, we got— it's like Jeffree Star and Milo Yiannopoulos, and we're like, we're gonna show you, I'm gonna teach you how to puke in a sink. Speaker A: Thanks so much for joining us today in the, in the, in the test kitchen. Today I'm going to teach you how to throw— I mean, Jeffree Star could do a whole video on how to make anything with nails like that, and I think a lot of people would tune in.

Oh yeah, imagine, imagine Jeffree Star in a test kitchen with like a 9mm on his little hips, and he's got, and he's got fucking— Speaker B: it's a Hello Kitty 9mm. Speaker A: Yeah, he's got a Hello Kitty 9mm with 7-inch press-on nails trying to knead, trying to knead dough. Speaker B: That's— I mean, we're gonna make french fries, and that like really fucks it up. Like something so easy, stupid. Speaker A: Oh, good God. Good God. Speaker B: Okay, okay, let's— we got a few more. Um, Casey Wasserman, the guy that— who owns Wasserman Talent Agency, a big talent agency, a lot of musicians on there.

He's also on the Olympic Committee in LA. He's being asked to resign because he was sexting G-Max while he was married about like how those massages are hidden. Um, and people are starting to leave the agency. Uh, friend of the show, DJ Salute, who's that? I think you met him at Charlie's wedding. He's leaving, and a bunch of other people are leaving, which, which does take some balls to leave your agency as a busy DJ. What do you think about all this? Speaker A: I mean, as I've said a million times, you, you trace anything to the top and it's going to be bad.

And I don't— I mean, I think that— Speaker B: not, not our agency CAA though. Speaker A: No, of course not. No, of course not. That's different. Uh, I mean, I think that— I, I don't know, I'm not super familiar with what Casey Wasserman actually did besides be on emails. Speaker B: He was, but he was sexting and hanging out with and seemingly, you know, fucking Ghislaine Maxwell. And which is what we know. So like, who knows what we don't know? You know what I mean? Speaker A: But okay. All right.

But fucking Ghislaine is not, that's not, I mean, that's just a certain taste. You know what I mean? That's not, that's two adults. Speaker B: I mean, obviously these are two consenting adults. So there's no legal issue in terms of of children's stuff, but I think more so, you know, it's just like, oh no, no, I didn't kill anyone, I was just fucking— Speaker A: it's bad. Speaker B: What are you talking about? Speaker A: It's bad. Speaker B: I mean, it's okay, you're all good. Speaker A: It's also like, bro, if you, if you're gonna, you know, if you're gonna represent Best Coast, you better believe she's gonna fucking leave if you're in the Epstein emails, you know what I mean?

Like, that's a reasonable— like, the kind of artists that you're representing are going to fucking leave. They're gonna make a stink about it because that's what you built your brand on, was sort of this indie— Speaker B: okay, so, so Best Coast might leave, but John Summit's probably gonna be okay. He's probably not gonna— John Summit, John Summit doesn't even know agent is. Speaker A: Like, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. He's like, oh, oh, cool, man. I think it's— I think that that guy is definitely bad. I think the degrees of it are going to be determined.

But I think that if you want to— if you don't like— I mean, I think it's an— you know what it is? I'll say this. I think it's a kind of thing where you can make your statement and leave and feel good about it and also go get another agent to do that job relatively easily. So it's, it's kind of the perfect, like, you know what, I don't fuck with this guy. Maybe I never fuck with this guy, but I thought I wasn't empowered enough to leave and go do something.

But it's sort of like all these— it's sort of like all these Washington Post layoffs. It's like those people, the good people, are just gonna go get jobs and everybody else isn't. It's like you're gonna be fine. Speaker A: Like, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. He's like, oh, oh, cool, man. I think it's— I think that that guy is definitely bad. I think the degrees of it are going to be determined. But I think that if you want to— if you don't like— I mean, I think it's an— you know what it is?

I'll say this. I think it's a kind of thing where you can make your statement and leave and feel good about it and also go get another agent to do that job relatively easily. So it's, it's kind of the perfect, like, you know what, I don't fuck with this guy. Maybe I never fuck with this guy, but I thought I wasn't empowered enough to leave and go do something. But it's sort of like all these— it's sort of like all these Washington Post layoffs. It's like those people, the good people, are just gonna go get jobs and everybody else isn't.

It's like you're gonna be fine. Speaker B: So, so to distill your thoughts, the Epstein file release was a positive thing for, you know, giving some people the strength to leave a toxic agency representative? Speaker A: Well, I just think it's like you actually know— I mean, it's one thing to be like, I don't like this. Speaker B: Epstein equals empowering. Okay, I think that's cool. Speaker A: It's one thing to be like, I don't like this guy. It's also like, when's the last time anybody was actually dealing with him?

It's probably been a very long time, of course, you know. But I'm sure— Speaker B: but you know, it's just, it's just like when the— when the— when his name is the name, you know, really kind of hammers it home versus like, you know, Netflix is owned by a— yeah, totally, a guy, but it's not— his name isn't Netflix. Speaker A: I didn't even know about the Olympics. I think of Wasserman as like an indie, you know, like an indie booking agent. I didn't even know about the Olympic stuff. I didn't know about all the sports stuff.

I knew it was bigger now, but I had no idea. I had no idea. Speaker A: I didn't even know about the Olympics. I think of Wasserman as like an indie, you know, like an indie booking agent. I didn't even know about the Olympic stuff. I didn't know about all the sports stuff. I knew it was bigger now, but I had no idea. I had no idea. Speaker B: Yeah, they're big because I think, I think they represent like the LA Coliseum where the— yeah, yeah, before LA Olympics. I mean, it's big.

I think they have some, some big ties. But also, you know, I think it was Adam Carolla actually who would say like, never— when, when your kids are in school and they say, who's gonna volunteer to babysit the kids this weekend on the little camping trip? The first guy, the first dad who raises his hand, don't pick him, kind of thing. Yes. And the first— whoever wants to volunteer to be on the Olympic Committee You just can't trust whatever that person's up to. Like, that's a job that nobody should want to do unless they have, you know, sinister motives, I would say.

Speaker A: That's— no, that's true. And he's— I mean, the guy's bad. I mean, leave, you know. If— I mean, if it's not going to affect— if it's not going to like immediately negatively— Speaker B: Wasserman, come on the pod— Speaker A: impact how you're going to feed your family, like, get the fuck out of there. Who gives a fuck? Like, these guys, there's plenty of places to go, you know. There's plenty of places to go. Speaker B: That's right. Um, yeah, shout out to Best Coast ex-guest. Um, let's see, I guess that's pretty much it.

Um, you're gonna— what are you gonna do for the Super Bowl? What are you ordering? Speaker A: Are you— Speaker B: you're not gonna cook, you're probably just gonna order in? Speaker A: I don't know what I'm gonna do. There's options, but I'm trying to— I don't— I gotta— Speaker B: oh, we have options? Speaker A: Well, yeah, there's a— Speaker B: is there a viewing party at the Bodhi store? What's— what's going on? Speaker A: Are you— Speaker B: you're not gonna cook, you're probably just gonna order in? Speaker A: I don't know what I'm gonna do.

There's options, but I'm trying to— I don't— I gotta— Speaker B: oh, we have options? Speaker A: Well, yeah, there's a— Speaker B: is there a viewing party at the Bodhi store? What's— what's going on? Speaker A: There's a viewing party. It's Oscar DeLaRenta and Puck are hosting a viewing party. 40, which is the one of the funniest sentences I've ever said. But I don't know, it's cold enough. Like, I'm usually— like, last night we went to— Alex and I went to dinner with our— my friend Michelle and her boyfriend Ben, and like, it was fucked up cold, you know?

And we get to the restaurant and it's packed. So it's sort of like, I'm— I mean, I feel like I don't know what I want to do. I can brave the cold, I cannot brave the cold, but I have a big week kind of, and I, I don't really— I don't really Sunday night is a tough one to hit the town. Speaker B: Yeah, I don't, I don't think you should. I think Sunday night is about staying at home with your squad. Speaker A: I agree. Speaker B: And, and I, I think nothing but you, your wife, and a 75-inch Samsung flat screen.

And it's going to take ordering and playing Trump RX ads while you eat onion dip. Speaker A: Anything. I mean, I was hoping to get an invite to Joe Budden's house, but once again I've been passed over. Speaker B: Imagine that platter. Imagine getting a plate at Joe Budden's Super Bowl party. Speaker A: Well, he makes it. I mean, he makes his own chicken dip and they say it's fire. Speaker B: Joe Budden chicken dip. There's like a little buffalo dip. Speaker A: I guess we need to get the— if anybody from the Joe Budden team is listening, please send Jason the recipe.

Speaker B: Files should have Joe Budden's buffalo hot wing dip in there. Speaker A: That'd be nice. We need to get that recipe. We need to leak it. Um, How Long Gone, thank you for listening. We're back next week with, uh, more podcasts. We have a, another, uh, video installment coming soon. Jason was in the lab yesterday. Speaker B: Joe Budden chicken dip. There's like a little buffalo dip. Speaker A: I guess we need to get the— if anybody from the Joe Budden team is listening, please send Jason the recipe.

Speaker B: Files should have Joe Budden's buffalo hot wing dip in there. Speaker A: That'd be nice. We need to get that recipe. We need to leak it. Um, How Long Gone, thank you for listening. We're back next week with, uh, more podcasts. We have a, another, uh, video installment coming soon. Jason was in the lab yesterday. Speaker B: Yeah, it should be this week. I was, I was in the lab lab, getting the edit on. I was, I was all up in Adobe Premiere Pro all day yesterday creating gold that did not need to be created.

We're using AI a little bit, Chris. We're making you look different, your face and your body. Speaker A: I hope you make me look like Bad Bunny wearing a beanie with horns. That's what I'm trying to kind of go for as, as I move forward. Speaker B: I don't know, I don't know if, I don't know if you're gonna like it, but we'll see. Speaker A: I mean, I don't like anything. Speaker B: It's your— the body is tea, but the face changes. Well, I don't want to, but yeah, so keep, keep your eyes peeled.

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